Here's the thing that just sent me into fits of giggles. She was there!
There are just no words. I find it wildly amusing because 1. I didn't do anything I was ashamed of, so I'm good. 2. I'm single, and I didn't know about his relationship status, so I'm blameless, but his girlfriend will likely freak the big freak, all over me.
I don't think I've ever been happier to be single. Dear lord. And no, she doesn't strike me as being one for poly.
Oh lawdie. Seriously, when did my life turn into a bad sitcom?