Okay, not entirely "adventures," but close enough. At the insistence of RiotGrrlJock (again), I scrounged through Match.com for potential dates. Out of the many pages that came up, we only found one that the both of us approved and determined that my potential dating pool is definitely low.
I find it amusing. Poor RiotGrrlJock was depressed for me.
Ah well. It was a nice distraction from being sick or suffering from hellish allergies.