08 March 2007

Midterm Victory

There is a student that I've suspected of cheating on his quizzes.

So for the midterm, I forced all the students to sit at least one seat apart.

Guess who got the low score on the midterm?
If you guessed the suspected student, you were right.

Guess who was among the high scorers on the midterm?
If you guessed the student who he used to sit next to, you were right.

Guess who's feeling oh-so-vindicated right now?
If you guessed Adjunct Slave... you so get an e-cookie.

To all students out there... if you think you're getting away with cheating, you're not. We lowly instructors are just biding our time to fuck you over. And we will. Oh yes. We will.

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